Why Did The Military Take Over Turkey?

To Prove They Were Not Chicken

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Which day do chickens hate the most?

Friday.

Why did the chicken cross the "net" ?

It wanted to get to the other site !

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

How do you start a stampede in Ethiopia?

Carve a turkey

What do Americans and Putin have in common?

They'll both be nuking Turkey after Thanksgiving.

Military Jokes More Military Jokes

What branch of the military did the hipster join?

The Salvation Army.

What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.

Prove Jokes More Prove Jokes

What's the last thing you want to see on the reddit frontpage?

This joke. PS: You don't think so Prove me wrong.

How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.