Why Did The Military Take Over Turkey?

To Prove They Were Not Chicken

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What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn ?

An eggroll !

Why was the road upset when the chicken went over him twice?

It didn't like being double crossed.

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When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5?

Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad : I guess through its Beak

Where do turkeys go to have a good time?

The Turkey Club

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What branch of the military are horses in?

The NaaaaayyyVY

Why are there so many more men in the military?

Because ladies go in first.

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Why Did The Military Take Over Turkey?

To Prove They Were Not Chicken

How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.