Why Did The Military Take Over Turkey?

To Prove They Were Not Chicken

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs?

Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? A: Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing the chickens.

How do you throw an egg at the wall without breaking it?

With the chicken still around it

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What will Russians be cooking for Thanksgiving...?

Turkey

How can you tell if a turkey is from Germany?

By the way it Goebbels

Military Jokes More Military Jokes

What does the US military and a fart have in common?

Air Force

What does the scientist say when asked if Invisibility Cloak will be applicated by the military?

Yes, but you won't see it any time soon.

Prove Jokes More Prove Jokes

Why couldn't Marco Rubio register on a web forum?

The website required him to prove that he is not a robot.

Why was the guy from 127 Hours arrested for espionage?

He was proven guilty of providing arms to Iraq