Why Did The Military Take Over Turkey?

To Prove They Were Not Chicken

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What did the egg say to the water?

I cant get hard, i just got laid by the chicken.

Where was the first chicken fried?

In Greece.

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What do zombies use to prepare their turkeys for cooking on the smoker?

Briiiiines...

Why wasn't the coup in Turkey on Wednesday?

Erdogan's suit wasn't back from the cleaners.

Military Jokes More Military Jokes

What do you call a sapling in the military?

An Infantry! (Infant tree, a sapling is a baby/young tree Ah forget it!)

What's the fastest branch of the military?

The Marines. When they retire, they're corvettes.

Prove Jokes More Prove Jokes

How does a guy prove he's tough?

He jogs home after his vasectomy. . Fairly old, vasectomies may not be so bad any longer.

What's the last thing you want to see on the reddit frontpage?

This joke. PS: You don't think so Prove me wrong.