Which day do chickens hate the most?

Friday.

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Why did the chicken fall in the well?

He couldn't see that well.

What's the difference between a chicken and a hen?

The spelling.

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Why aren't there any Calculus teachers in Little Rock, Arkansas?

Because everyone there hates integration.

Why do Europeans hate American food?

Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.

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How does an international banker have a good Friday night?

He goes to a bar and slips somebody a Rupee, then gives them a Franc and some Deutsche Marks.

What song can never be played on #throwback Thursday?

Friday by Rebecca Black