How does an international banker have a good Friday night?

He goes to a bar and slips somebody a Rupee, then gives them a Franc and some Deutsche Marks.

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Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why don't bars in London have Happy Hour?

They're in Greenwich Mean Time.

What does Light Yagami drink at the bar?

Tekira!

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What is 32% black, 45% white... ...gets lit up and changes to blue and red at night?

Chicago.

When was Rome built?

Pupil: At night. Teacher: Why did you say that Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!

Friday Jokes More Friday Jokes

What song can never be played on #throwback Thursday?

Friday by Rebecca Black

What do bored frogs do on a Friday night?

They go Bar Hopping!...

Somebody Jokes More Somebody Jokes

Why did the blind man walk into a wall?

Somebody shot his dog

Why did the washing machine stop?

Somebody threw the towel in.

Slip Jokes More Slip Jokes

What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast?

How slime flies!

How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day in January?

He goes into the barn and slips into a warm Jersey.