He goes to a bar and slips somebody a Rupee, then gives them a Franc and some Deutsche Marks.
A bar-bee!
Because the bar was rattled !
He lays awake and wonders if there really is a dog.
Answer(/s "Someone who lays awake all night wondering if there really is a dog")
Because everything is a steal.
At a crow bar.
Somebody threw the towel in.
Lacoste intolerant.
It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.
A: One slip of the tongue and you will be in s**t!
