How does an international banker have a good Friday night?

He goes to a bar and slips somebody a Rupee, then gives them a Franc and some Deutsche Marks.

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Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What did the scientist say at the bar?

I'd like some H20 please.

Why did the chicken walk into the bar?

To screw in the lightbulb.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does Stalin do on a night out?

Paints the town red

What do you call a hotel special that lets policemen stay for two nights for the price of one?

CuNO3!

Friday Jokes More Friday Jokes

How is today Monday?

It was Friday only a few hours ago...

What do you call the day after a sad Friday?

A sadder day.

Somebody Jokes More Somebody Jokes

Why was 7 arrested for homicide?

Because somebody divided 14 into 2 and he was the prime suspect

What do you call it when you meet somebody in a bathroom at a conference?

Pee-er to pee-er networking (P2P).

Slip Jokes More Slip Jokes

How can you tell when a Chicago Fireman is dead?

A. The remote control slips from his hand.

Why did the nun always wear a slip?

Sheer habit.