How does an international banker have a good Friday night?

He goes to a bar and slips somebody a Rupee, then gives them a Franc and some Deutsche Marks.

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Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why was the powerlifter fired from his job at the restaurant?

He was awesome at cleaning the bar, but he wouldn't stop jerking it.

A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.

Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog. It croaks every night.

What does an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac spend his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

Friday Jokes More Friday Jokes

What happened when the cannibal got a religion?

He only ate Catholics on Fridays!

What day do fries hate the most?

Friday

Somebody Jokes More Somebody Jokes

What do you call somebody who is content being average sized?

A happy medium.

How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle?

Somebody took a corner!

Slip Jokes More Slip Jokes

What did the kitten say when it slipped on a banana peel?

Meowch!"

How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day in January?

He goes into the barn and slips into a warm Jersey.