What does an agnostic ... dyslexic insomniac do at night?

He lays awake and wonders if there really is a dog.

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What did the dog say to the other dog at the party?

Raise the woof!

What kind of dog is this?

Well actu.." "Hes cute" *pets it* "Sir thats my.." *picks it up* "Your a good dog arent you " "PUT MY SON DOWN"

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What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim?

Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.

How do Ghosts lay foundations?

With a spirit level!

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When do the leaves begin to turn?

The night before a test.

How do you stop millions of children from going to bed hungry every night?

Take away their beds...

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What do you get when you're agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

You stay up all night wondering if there's a dog.

What do you get if you mix up together an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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What did the agnostic, dyslexic insomniac do?

Lay awake in bed wondering if there really is a dog.

What does an agnostic ... dyslexic insomniac do at night?

He lays awake and wonders if there really is a dog.