What does an agnostic ... dyslexic insomniac do at night?

He lays awake and wonders if there really is a dog.

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Why can't dogs play hockey?

They always get called for roughing.

What does an insomniac, philosopher, atheist, dyslexic do at night?

Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.

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If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.

Why is there no 'Hot girls' guide to getting laid'?

My phone number won't fill up an entire book.

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What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

How was the party last night?

17: It was fun. The cops came. Me: What 17: Nah, it's cool. We got away. Me: That's my girl.

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What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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What does an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac spend his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

What did the agnostic, dyslexic insomniac do?

Lay awake in bed wondering if there really is a dog.