What does an agnostic ... dyslexic insomniac do at night?

He lays awake and wonders if there really is a dog.

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What do a dog and a nearsighted gynecologist have in common?

A wet nose.

What did the dog say after stepping off a sailboat?

Wharf!

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What did the agnostic, dyslexic insomniac do?

Lay awake in bed wondering if there really is a dog.

What's the difference between a ginger and a brick?

Bricks get laid.

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Why did the rancher stop attending poker night with his marijuana smoking steers?

The steaks were getting too damn high.

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A Night at the Opera.

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What do you get when you're agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

You stay up all night wondering if there's a dog.

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What did the agnostic, dyslexic insomniac do?

Lay awake in bed wondering if there really is a dog.

What does an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac spend his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.