Lay awake in bed wondering if there really is a dog.
He had reptile dysfuncton
A cuddlefish! (corny I know)
One wears pants and a collar while the other wears a collar and pants.
There are skid marks in front of the dog.
Pick up lines
Lay down three shovels and tell him to take his pick.
Wonder how the hell a car got into the kitchen
A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.
He lays awake and wonders if there really is a dog.
