What did the agnostic, dyslexic insomniac do?

Lay awake in bed wondering if there really is a dog.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why are woman's feet always so cold in bed?

Because they have no soles. Joke my fiancee just said to me.

Why is China so politically in bed with Africa?

Because China is the biggest coal burner in the world

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why don't cannibals have dogs?

Because you're not supposed to feed them people food.

What does a dyslexic agnostic wonder about?

Is there a dog?

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

Who wants to play war?

I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me!

What did one brick say to the other?

Guess who's gettin' laid tomorrow!

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic agnostic who has insomnia?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

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What does an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac spend his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

What does an agnostic ... dyslexic insomniac do at night?

He lays awake and wonders if there really is a dog.