What did the agnostic, dyslexic insomniac do?

Lay awake in bed wondering if there really is a dog.

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Why is a restless man in bed like a lawyer?

Because he lies on one side and then turns around and lies on the other one.

Why did the Italian wear handcuffs to bed?

So he wouldn't talk in his sleep

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Why did the dog go to the funeral?

Because he was a paw bearer.

What do you do with a dog that doesn't have any legs?

You take him for a drag.

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What's the difference between an egg and Elliot Rodger?

An egg gets laid before it cracks.

Why was the bicycle laying on the ground?

Because it was two-tired

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and agnostic?

Someone who stays up wondering if there is a dog.

What did the Agnostic Dyslexic Insomniac do?

He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.

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What does an agnostic ... dyslexic insomniac do at night?

He lays awake and wonders if there really is a dog.

What does an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac spend his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.