What did the agnostic, dyslexic insomniac do?

Lay awake in bed wondering if there really is a dog.

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What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed?

Sleep on the sofa.

Why does a Belgian take a stone and a flashlight to bed?

The stone to throw the lights out, the flashlight to check if the lights are really out

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How do you walk a dog with no legs?

You don't, you pick it up.

Why are there so many dogs at the pound?

Because no one wants them.

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What happened when the chicken ate cement ?

She laid a sidewalk !

How do you celebrate an Ethiopian child's first birthday?

By laying flowers on their grave.

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What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do with most of his time?

Stay up all night wondering if there is a Dog.

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What did the agnostic, dyslexic insomniac do?

Lay awake in bed wondering if there really is a dog.

What does an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac spend his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.