What did the rapper ask the pet sitter when he got back from vacation?

Where my dogs at?

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why dont blind people go skydiving?

It scares the hell out of the dog.

What's your emer- DOG: HE THREW A BALL BUT I CAN'T FIND IT DOG 911: He still holding it?

DOG: YES! HOW'D HE FETCH IT BEFORE ME

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How do you tell the difference between a factory worker, and a chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized'

How many ladybugs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

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What did the fog say to the light rain after her vacation?

A. I mist you.

Where do cats go to vacation?

Meowi

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When a rapper gets beer, how much do they get?

A Two Pack

How the rap feud started Me: can u invite all the rappers to my b'day party?

2pac: sure, no biggie Biggieeavesdropping: wipes tears