What did the rapper ask the pet sitter when he got back from vacation?

Where my dogs at?

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What does a dog do that you step in?

Pants.

When does a dog go "moo" ?

When it is learning a new language !

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What would Arnold Schwarzenegger say if you asked him his favorite holiday?

You have to love easter, baby." (OC)

Why do people keep asking me what I'm going to be doing in three years?

I don't have 2020 vision.

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Where do cats go to vacation?

Meowi

How was the beach?

You hang ten or what " No but I stabbed a couple because they kept asking stupid questions about my vacation

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What do you call a Rapper who smokes too much?

Tupac-aday

When a rapper gets beer, how much do they get?

A Two Pack