What did the rapper ask the pet sitter when he got back from vacation?

Where my dogs at?

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What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

What has four legs but doesn't move?

A: A statue of a dog!

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What were you before you came to school boys and girls?

asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"

What did the proctologist ask the restaurant goer?

Can I push your stool in?

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What fever did Joe Dirt catch on vacation after getting bit by a mosquito?

Deeeeeeeeeeengue

What did the hungry terrorist say when he went on a vacation to Hawaii?

ALOHA SNACKBAR***

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Why can't rappers rap about nice things?

YEAH GIRL I'm GOING TO TAKE OFF ALL YOUR CLOTHS AND ....... Give them to a homeless guy because he's cold

Which rapper would you rather bring back from the dead?

Tupac - Biggie Smalls - Eazy E - Meek Mills