What did the rapper ask the pet sitter when he got back from vacation?

Where my dogs at?

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What's the difference between a well dressed man and a tired dog?

The man wears a full suit, the dog just pants

What do you call a dog with short legs and steel balls?

Sparky

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What did Josh say when asked if his sister was good in bed?

I Duggar."

What Did MLK Say When Asked If He Suffered From Jock Itch?

I have a cream.

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Where does an Irish family go on vacation?

A different bar.

Where do tv's go on vacation?

To remote Islands

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Why can't rappers take holidays?

They always forget Tupac.

What do Japanese emperors and rappers have in common?

They're both wondering where their ninjas are at.