He got a way with words.
A: The frog's probably on its way to a gig.
There is no F in way.
Steven Wright joke, iirc.
Cut to them back at the station writing on a chalkboard with dozens of words crossed off
A: Someone stole the book.
Just two, but how they get in there.. I don't know. (Stolen from an old Maxim in my dad's storage)
Challah!
They go shopping at a department store.
I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.
Smiles" because there is a mile between each S!