What do they say about a rapper who stole a dictionary?

He got a way with words.

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What are four ways of spreading information that begins with "tel"?

Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman.

Why don't women parachute naked?

Cause they would whistle on the way down

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How do you tell the difference between a physicist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.

How are men like television commercials?

A. You can't believe a word either one of them says and they both last about 30 seconds.

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Why couldn't the Sailor steal other peoples work?

It was Pirated.

What do you call someone that steals shoes?

A sneaker.

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle. :)

How are music and candy similar?

We throw away the rappers.

Dictionary Jokes More Dictionary Jokes

How can you tell if a dictionary has been working out?

You can see the definition.

What word in the dictionary is always spelled wrong?

Wrong.