What do they say about a rapper who stole a dictionary?

He got a way with words.

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Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth ?

An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe !

How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, as long as they can find a way in.

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

Why should you never get into an argument with a dictionary?

Because they'll always have the last word.

What word begins with the letter "F" and ends in "UCK"?

A: FIRETRUCK.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

How will a black chef start with his recipe?

First we steal two Eggs

Why couldn't the pirate have gravy with his thanksgiving dinner?

Because someone stole his boat.

Rapper Jokes More Rapper Jokes

How are music and candy similar?

We throw away the rappers.

Why does a rapper need an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle.

Dictionary Jokes More Dictionary Jokes

Why can a number divided by zero never be found in the dictionary?

Because it's undefined.

Why are people still using a dictionary?

I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.