What do they say about a rapper who stole a dictionary?

He got a way with words.

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How do the people of northern Iraq manage to get so much done?

The Kurds have their ways

How much do all the bones in the human body weigh?

A Skele-Ton. Thanks, I'll see my way out.

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

What is another word for children who haven't learned how to do math?

yesallwomen

Why do power lines hum?

Because they don't know the words.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Who holds up stagecoaches and steals laptop computers?

Click Turpin

Why did it take a strong thief to steal a manhole cover?

Because only he could pull it off.

Rapper Jokes More Rapper Jokes

Why can't rappers take holidays?

They always forget Tupac.

Why can't rappers rap about nice things?

YEAH GIRL I'm GOING TO TAKE OFF ALL YOUR CLOTHS AND ....... Give them to a homeless guy because he's cold

Dictionary Jokes More Dictionary Jokes

What word in the dictionary is always spelled wrong?

Wrong.

What do you call a play about a dictionary?

A pun!