What do they say about a rapper who stole a dictionary?

He got a way with words.

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Why did Kim Jong Un Instagram his missile?

It was the only way he could send it.

What causes German Earthquakes?

Teutonic Plates. I'm sorry I'll find my own way out

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What do you call a guy who can't get a word in edgewise during an argument?

A "moderator", apparently.

How many syllables does the word "Gloria" have?

CATHOLICS: 18

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What did the Jamaican man say when asked why he didn't mind going to jail for stealing the Pikachu card?

I love the pokey, mon.

What do you call a stolen tamole?

A hot tamole

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What do you call a rapper who's feeling bitter?

NaClmore

How are music and candy similar?

We throw away the rappers.

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Why are blondes hurt by people's words?

A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.

Why should you never get into an argument with a dictionary?

Because they'll always have the last word.