What do they say about a rapper who stole a dictionary?

He got a way with words.

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What's a big game hunter?

Someone who's lost his way to the match.

Why aren't the Eagles worried about big cats sneaking up on them?

They know there ain't no way to hide those lion eyes.

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What word has the most letters in it?

Postbox.

What do you call a dwarf without a mouth?

Short for words.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why... Can't illegal US immigrants play Uno?

Because they keep stealing all the Green Cards

What's the one thing a black person will never steal?

Your job.

Rapper Jokes More Rapper Jokes

Why are most rappers afraid of vending machines?

Because eminem's in there (Sorry, it works better when it's spoken)

Why does a rapper need an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle.

Dictionary Jokes More Dictionary Jokes

What's the longest word in the dictionary?

Smiles" because there is a mile between each S!

What word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly?

Incorrectly.