What do they say about a rapper who stole a dictionary?

He got a way with words.

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Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Not sure, first they have to figure out which way to spin it.

Why did the witch lose her way?

Because her hat was pointing in the wrong direction.

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

Why do guitar amps hum?

Because they don't know the words.

What has one "n", two "g"s, an "i", "e", and an "r" and you can only say this word when you belong to this group?

ginger

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why do people hate playing uno with Mexicans?

They keep stealing green cards.

Why do they call the day after Thanksgiving "Black Friday"?

Because everything is a steal.

Rapper Jokes More Rapper Jokes

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle. :)

What do you call a rapper who's feeling bitter?

NaClmore

Dictionary Jokes More Dictionary Jokes

Why would they add "twerk" to the dictionary?

People that would use said word can't read.

What do you call a play about a dictionary?

A pun!