Why did the Mexican army attack the Alamo with only 2000 soldiers?

they only had one pickup

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Why did the Mexican army attack the Alamo with only 2000 soldiers?

they only had one pickup

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They only had 2 vans

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Why did the Mexican army attack the Alamo with only 2000 soldiers?

they only had one pickup

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