Why did the Mexican army attack the Alamo with only 2000 soldiers?

they only had one pickup

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Why did the Mexican civil war last so long?

Because they were fighting Juan on Juan.

What do you call four Mexicans working in a restroom?

Cuatro Sinko

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What did the scientist say after attacking his colleague with sodium chloride?

That's a salt!

What do you do if attacked by a clan of clowns?

Go for the juggler

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How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

What do you call 2000 mockingbirds?

Two kilomockingbirds (credit goes to my old physics book)

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What's the motto of the Mexican army?

An Army of Juan

Why did the Mexican Army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo?

They only had 2 vans

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Why were there only 40,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?

They only had 2 trucks

Why were there 600 Mexicans at the Alamo?

They only had 2 cars.

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How do you pickup chicks in Auschwitz ?

With a dustpan..

Why did the Mexican army attack the Alamo with only 2000 soldiers?

they only had one pickup