Why did the Mexican army attack the Alamo with only 2000 soldiers?

they only had one pickup

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Where do Mexicans get their car parts?

From Vato Zone

What's the difference between Jesus and a bunch of Mexicans?

Jesus doesn't have a bunch of Mexicans tattooed all over himself.

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What is it called when a ship attacks their own navy?

Edit: Whoops wrong sub.

Why does England always get attacked in the summer?

Because the Knights are shorter then.

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What has 2000 eyes and 4000 feet?

A thousand dogs.

What does modern horror films and the 2000 presidential election have in common?

It's Al Gore

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Why did the Mexican Army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo?

They only had 2 vans

What's the motto of the Mexican army?

An Army of Juan

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Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at The Alamo?

They only had 4 cars.

What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.

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Why did the guitarist leave his guitar on the ground?

It didn't have any pickups

Why did the Mexican army attack the Alamo with only 2000 soldiers?

they only had one pickup