How do you move a 2000 lb dinosaur?

Don't know?? Use DINO-MITE

Previous Random Joke Next

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What did one renewable power source say to the other?

How did I wind up here I don't know man just go with the flow.

What can you tell me about the Dead Sea?

Pupil: Dead I didn't even know he was sick!

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why does America use the imperial system?

Because they are behind

What is 1 + 1?

3 if you don't use protection.

2000 Jokes More 2000 Jokes

Why has Stonehenge been there since 2000 BC?

because it's stoned.

What has 2000 eyes and 4000 feet?

A thousand dogs.

Dino Mite Jokes More Dino Mite Jokes

What Do You Call An Arab Dinosaur?

Dino-mite.

What do you get when you cross a tyrannosaurus rex with fireworks?

DINO-MITE!