How do you move a 2000 lb dinosaur?

Don't know?? Use DINO-MITE

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How could you know that?

Darth: I have felt your presents

How do you know that you're too old?

When the priest doesn't look at you anymore.

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When Greek people play a video game, what settings do they use?

Default

How do trees use the Internet?

They log on

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Why didnt Craig buy Anne Franks shoes on Ebay for 2000$ ?

They were Holo-costly

Why did the Mexican army attack the Alamo with only 2000 soldiers?

they only had one pickup

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What do you get when you put a bomb and a dinosaur together?

A: Dino-mite.

What Do You Call An Arab Dinosaur?

Dino-mite.