How could you know that?

Darth: I have felt your presents

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Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.

When in Rome do as the Romans you know?

Slaughters entire office and imposes grain taxes on peasantry

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What did the guy without hands get for christmas?

We don't know, he hasn't opened the present yet

How is Santa able to carry so many presents at once?

Santa isn't real.

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What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

Why did the boat know it had a leak?

That sinking feeling...

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How did Luke always know what Darth was getting him for Christmas?

He felt his presents...

Where does Darth Vader go shopping?

The Darth mall! haha, funny joke.