How could you know that?

Darth: I have felt your presents

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Why did the blonde only smell good on the right side?

A: She didn't know where to buy Left Guard!

How many Atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know, they're all too busy complaining about this joke.

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Why did the rope not get any presents?

Because he was knotty.

How is Santa able to carry so many presents at once?

Santa isn't real.

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What's gotten into you man?

Midget: Sorry, I feel a little Sikh.

How did the handyman feel after going to the bar?

He was hammered.

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How could you know that?

Darth: I have felt your presents

How did Luke always know what Darth was getting him for Christmas?

He felt his presents...