How could you know that?

Darth: I have felt your presents

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What do you get when you mix a helicopter and a rhino?

Hell if I know.

What is the distinction between a man that has had a vasectomy and one who hasn't?

I don't know, as far as I'm concerned there's not a vas deferens.

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What's the downside of being a redneck kid at Christmas?

You only get presents from one set of grandparents.

What will Tesla build this christmas to help santa deliver presents?

An elf driving car

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How do you feel if subjected to temperatures of absolute zero?

0K

Why did the man with no hands go to the doctor?

Because he didn't feel well.

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How could you know that?

Darth: I have felt your presents

How did Luke always know what Darth was getting him for Christmas?

He felt his presents...