How could you know that?

Darth: I have felt your presents

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How do you know if hippies have been in your house?

They are still there.

What's the best/worst dirty joke you know?

In honor of the recent joke trends I ask you what is the dirtiest joke you know?

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Who delivers presents to the hood?

Crip Cringle.

Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders?

Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty

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How are you feeling?

The thermometer responded, "0K."

Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday?

Because people kept toasting him!

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How did Luke always know what Darth was getting him for Christmas?

He felt his presents...

Where does Darth Vader go shopping?

The Darth mall! haha, funny joke.