What is the distinction between a man that has had a vasectomy and one who hasn't?

I don't know, as far as I'm concerned there's not a vas deferens.

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How do hens always know what size your egg cup is?

They don't but all eggs always fit.

What's a penguins favourite relative?

Aunt Arctica! PENGUIN . . ME makes flies over head motion PENGUIN I don't know what that means

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Why do women always say they want a man with a stable job?

What's so glamorous about cleaning up after horses

Where do men with erectile dysfunction go to find a job?

Ubisoft

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Why did the black guy wear a suit and tie to his vasectomy?

Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent."

Why did the black man wear a tuxedo to his Vasectomy?

If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.

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Why couldn't the two testes be friends?

Because of the vas deferens.

What does the sterile man say when asked if he's gonna get neutered?

Vas the deferens?