Why couldn't the two testes be friends?

Because of the vas deferens.

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What the difference between a Mexican and a bench?

The bench can support a family my first post here, a friend told me this joke.

Why shouldn't you be friends with a broken clock?

Because it won't even give you the time of day.

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What's the difference between a boy and a girl?

His dad answers, "Well, there's a vas deferens!"

What is the distinction between a man that has had a vasectomy and one who hasn't?

I don't know, as far as I'm concerned there's not a vas deferens.