Why don't Barbie and Ken have kids?

Ken came in a different box.

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Why did the pig have ink all over his face?

Because it came out of the pen.

Why are you studying your Easter candy?

I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"

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Why does Caitlyn Jenner feel like her kids see though her?

I guess she is trans parent now Edit: *through

Why don't kids at school get my sarcastic humor?

Me: Because they have boring parents, darling.

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Why does Barbie hate Amazon?

because they're always putting sales out on ken-dolls.

What does Barbie say when the drought finally ends?

It's raining Ken, hallelujah....

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Why did they never make a pregnant Barbie?

because Ken always came in another box.

What does Barbie say when the drought finally ends?

It's raining Ken, hallelujah....

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Why did barbie never get pregnant?

Because ken came in a different box

Why is Barbie not pregnant?

Because Ken came in a different box.