What did the cannibals do with the midget?

Put another shrimp on the barbie.

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Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

Where do cannibals get their vegetables from?

the coma ward.

What's the first thing a cannibal does in the morning?

Grab a cup of joe.

Barbie Jokes More Barbie Jokes

What did the cannibals do with the midget?

Put another shrimp on the barbie.

Who's there ! Barbie ! Barbie who ?

Barbie Q !

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What's the difference between a midget and a dwarf?

Little.

What do you call a midget who directs Dirty Jobs?

A Micromanager.

Shrimp Jokes More Shrimp Jokes

Why don't shrimp give anything to charity?

Because they're shellfish.

What's Tyrion Lannisters's favourite sea food?

Shrimp.