What did the cannibals do with the midget?

Put another shrimp on the barbie.

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Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

What has 4 legs in the morning, two at lunch, and three in the evening?

A cannibal

Why did the cannibal live on his own?

He was fed up with other people.

Barbie Jokes More Barbie Jokes

What does Barbie say when the drought finally ends?

It's raining Ken, hallelujah....

Why didn't Barbie and Ken's relationship work out?

Because Ken always came in another box.

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

Why did the midget get kicked out of the putt putt course?

because he wanted to play minijerkoff.

What do you call a midget with epilepsy that makes pizza?

Little Seizures...

Shrimp Jokes More Shrimp Jokes

Why don't shrimp donate to charities?

Because they're shellfish.

Why didn't the shrimp share his food?

He was a little shellfish