What did the cannibals do with the midget?

Put another shrimp on the barbie.

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Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

Why do cannibals never go hungry?

Because they can make themselves dinner.

What does a cannibal bring to a barbecue?

OC) Brats!

Barbie Jokes More Barbie Jokes

Why couldn't Barbie get pregnant?

Because they cast Amy Schumer and Ken couldn't get the job done.

Why was Barbie kicked out of the toy box?

because she kept sitting on pinocchio's face moaning, "lie to me!"

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

Why do midgets refuse to wear tampons?

Because they keep stepping on the string.

What do you call a midget who directs Dirty Jobs?

A Micromanager.

Shrimp Jokes More Shrimp Jokes

Why didn't the shrimp share his treasure?

He was a little shellfish.

What do Godzilla and shrimp have in common?

They both crustaceans