What has 4 legs in the morning, two at lunch, and three in the evening?

A cannibal

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What has 4 legs and an arm?

A happy pit bull.

Why do they call it a chicken coupe?

If it had 4 doors it'd be a chicken sedan.

Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

Why did the cannibal get banned from the hospital?

He kept trying the doctors patients(patience)

What do cannibals call family members they love?

Bae-Kin

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What would be different if men got pregnant?

Maternity leave would last for two years with full pay and morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem.

When last did you get lit?

Me: This morning. It was really sunny so I was well illuminated.

Evening Jokes More Evening Jokes

What's white in the morning, white in the afternoon and white in the evening?

An Irishman trying to get a tan.

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

What's the difference between an astronaut and a NASA intern?

One's constantly preparing for lunch.

Why did Dracula miss lunch?

Because he didn't fancy the stake.

4 Leg Jokes More 4 Leg Jokes

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

What do you call something that swims, is big and has 4 legs?

A whale with a table taped to it.