What has 4 legs in the morning, two at lunch, and three in the evening?

A cannibal

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How was school?

4: Trenton said his dad likes to go outside and fight lions - laughs - oh honey - nobody would name their kid Trenton

Why was number 4 blushing?

She saw 2 and 3 halving six

Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

What is the ultimate definition of trust?

Two cannibals going down on each other

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

He flushed.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What's the first thing a cannibal does in the morning?

Grab a cup of joe.

What does a blonde do first thing in the morning?

She goes home

Evening Jokes More Evening Jokes

Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning?

Because they're let out in the evening and taking in in the morning !

What happens to all the unsold christmas trees?

A Total TreeCull. Basically, on the evening of December 25th, every christmas tree salesperson does the trees

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

Where would you take a ghost for lunch?

Pizza Haunt!

How do you tell which plumber went home for lunch?

He's the one with the clean finger.

4 Leg Jokes More 4 Leg Jokes

What has 4 legs and isn't alive?

It's a chair dad... Why are you bothering me with this ! No Jimmy, it's your dog...

What has 4 legs and a trunk?

The 2 nigerians that stole my trunk