What has 4 legs in the morning, two at lunch, and three in the evening?

A cannibal

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How do you spell no?

Me: Sound it out. What makes the na na na na na na na na na sound 4: Batman (Spelling is hard)

When does a Pentagon have only 4 sides?

When it is intercepted by a plane.

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What did the cannibal do to the people he didn't like?

He drowned them in the morning.

Why did the cannibal live on his own?

He was fed up with other people.

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What do cats read in the morning ?

Mewspapers !

Why does a girls rub her eyes in the morning?

A. Because they don't have balls to itch.

Evening Jokes More Evening Jokes

Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning?

Because they're let out in the evening and taking in in the morning !

What do elephants do in the evenings ?

Watch elevision !

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What do you call it when a man is given an order to take another man out lunch?

A MANDATE

What type of lunch do you get at an air show?

A plain one.

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What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

What has 4 legs and isn't alive?

It's a chair dad... Why are you bothering me with this ! No Jimmy, it's your dog...