What has 4 legs in the morning, two at lunch, and three in the evening?

A cannibal

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4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

Which 4?

Employee: Electricity, Gas, Cable, Credit Card.

Why were Star Wars Episodes 4, 5, and 6 released before 1, 2, and 3?

Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.

Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

What do you call someone who walks into a building full of people?

A cannibal.

Why do cannibals never go hungry?

Because they can make themselves dinner.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

I dropped a pear in my car this morning.

You should drop another one, then you would have a pair.

What has everyone been using to get ice of their cars in the morning?

I've been using a discount card, but I can only ever get 20% off

Evening Jokes More Evening Jokes

What's the opposite of evening?

unevening.

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

What did the physicist have for lunch?

Fission chips.

What did the Middle Eastern dictator say after he had lunch?

I ate so many chickpeas, now I falafel.

4 Leg Jokes More 4 Leg Jokes

What has 4 legs but cant move?

A child born in Chernobyl, duh.

What has 4 legs and isn't alive?

It's a chair dad... Why are you bothering me with this ! No Jimmy, it's your dog...