What has 4 legs in the morning, two at lunch, and three in the evening?

A cannibal

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4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

Why is the set including the square root of 5 and the square root of 4 similar to the set including anarchism and authoritarianism?

They are both unlike radicals.

What has 3 tails 4 trunks and 6 feet ?

An elephant with spare parts !el

Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

Why did the cannibal get banned from the hospital?

He kept trying the doctors patients(patience)

Why did the cannibal leave the restaurant?

Because he got cold feet.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

How does a New York University psychology major turn on his lights in the morning?

By opening the car door.

What do call a bad haircut you got from a Native American?

A-patchy scalping Edit: Changed haircut to scalping. Because that's what I came up with this morning.

Evening Jokes More Evening Jokes

What's the opposite of evening?

unevening.

What is a caffeine addict's excuse for drinking coffee in the evening?

It's 8:00 somewhere!

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

What are two things dinosaurs can't have for dinner?

Breakfast and lunch. I'll show myself out now

Where would you take a ghost for lunch?

Pizza Haunt!

4 Leg Jokes More 4 Leg Jokes

What has 4 legs in the morning, two at lunch, and three in the evening?

A cannibal

What has 4 legs and isn't alive?

It's a chair dad... Why are you bothering me with this ! No Jimmy, it's your dog...