What has 4 legs in the morning, two at lunch, and three in the evening?

A cannibal

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4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

How do you fit 4 guys on a bar stool?

Turn it upside-down. But how do you get them off Shake the stool. (OK, I'll leave now.)

Why was number 4 blushing?

She saw 2 and 3 halving six

Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

How many cannibals does it take to make a sandwich?

Two.

What's the definition of a cannibal?

Some who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What does Tim Cook have for breakfast in the morning?

Not Apple Jacks

Why does Bane and a monk get along well in the morning?

Because the friar rises!

Evening Jokes More Evening Jokes

What has four limbs in the morning, two limbs in the afternoon, and is dead by evening?

A disobedient slave.

What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when he leaves for work in the evening?

Have a nice bite!

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

What did the physicist have for lunch?

Fission chips.

What are two things dinosaurs can't have for dinner?

Breakfast and lunch. I'll show myself out now

4 Leg Jokes More 4 Leg Jokes

What has 4 legs and a trunk?

The 2 nigerians that stole my trunk

What do you call something that swims, is big and has 4 legs?

A whale with a table taped to it.