What do you call it when a man is given an order to take another man out lunch?

A MANDATE

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How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

Why did the man steal mushrooms from the store?

Because he had no .

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Why are people always having their pizzas delivered?

Just order them without liver."

When should you feel sorry for a skunk?

When its spray pump is out of order!

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Where does Fonzie like to go for lunch?

Chick-Fil-Eyyyyyyyy.

What are two things dinosaurs can't have for dinner?

Breakfast and lunch. I'll show myself out now