A MANDATE
That you call them and in 10minutes you have them h...
because they were a rip off
Waiter: Well you know how slow turtles are.
Pizza. Someone ordered two large planes.
Because he had Somalia.
Pea Soup Q: What did you have for lunch A: Pea Soup Q: What did you have for dinner A: Pea Soup Q: What did you do all night A: Pee soup...