What are two things dinosaurs can't have for dinner?

Breakfast and lunch. I'll show myself out now

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Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What does an alcoholic neckbeard drink for breakfast?

M'mosa

Where do Irish people go for breakfast?

Drunkin Donuts

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What do you call someone who talks on their phone during dinner?

Cellfcentered

Why couldn't Bach pay for his dinner?

Because he was Baroque.

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

Where does Fonzie like to go for lunch?

Chick-Fil-Eyyyyyyyy.

Why are Canadians given only a half hour for lunch?

They don't want to have to retrain them.