What are two things dinosaurs can't have for dinner?

Breakfast and lunch. I'll show myself out now

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Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What do you call a rapper who likes honey for breakfast?

Sugar Puff Daddy

What do you feed someone in a coma from breakfast?

Coma-toast.

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What do you call a Syrian refugee on the Mediterranean?

What do you call a Syrian refugee on the Mediterranean? Bob What does a Syrian refugee call their pet? Dinner What's grosser than gross? Two Syrian refugees fighting over a tampon.

What did the plate say to the fork?

Don't worry, the dinner's on me.

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

Where does Fonzie like to go for lunch?

Chick-Fil-Eyyyyyyyy.

What did Hillary have for lunch the other day?

Little Seizures