What are two things dinosaurs can't have for dinner?

Breakfast and lunch. I'll show myself out now

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Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

Why does your sister have yeast and shoe polish for breakfast ?

Because she wants to rise and shine.

Why did a man throw his breakfast out the window?

He was a cereal defenestrator.

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

Why must rabbits never miss dinner?

With out their tea they'd be Rabbis.

What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

Where to, the Caribbean or Hawaii?

Me: No, this is just my lunch.

When were you most satisfied at your last job?

Me: After lunch, next question.