Synonym rolls.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Not Apple Jacks
I may be blind, but I can see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
Universal cereal bus
Because it was Na HA! Get it? Because Na=sodium and N/A=not available. Seriously, this is good clean fun.
Ohmlettes
Breakfast.
A midnight snack A hot Breakfast
An avalanche
Drunkin Donuts
Breakfast and lunch. I'll show myself out now
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coma-toast.
M'mosa
an lette
Surreal.
A cup of Joe.
Ommm' lettes!
Sugar Puff Daddy
Quacker Oats
Because one egg is
Scrambled eggs =p
Eggcalibur.
Pea Soup Q: What did you have for lunch A: Pea Soup Q: What did you have for dinner A: Pea Soup Q: What did you do all night A: Pee soup...
instead of all this "how did you get in to my house " calling 9-11 business.
Breaking fast yooo!
In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.
The egg because I ate egg for breakfast and chicken for dinner.
Vitamin bills!
Arrrrange juice.
Hash with alot of Salt
He foamed at the mouth.
Toast-tah-dahs!
Comatoast!
Because she wants to rise and shine.
Because one egg is un oeuf.
He was a cereal defenestrator.
Bacon and AIDS (I'm so sorry Freddy)
Kevin Bacon. ... And Jon Hamm. I'll show myself out.
Me: A bowl of Oreos. CW: Lol you mean Cherrios Me: No.
A. Ihop
Plan B
Horrible. I had eggs for breakfast." "Scrambled " "Cadbury."
Because there was a kellogg in the toilet
Serie-a*l
The game warden found out he poached his eggs!
A Brexit
Kids: EGGS! BACON! WAFFLES! CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES! Me: Let me rephrase. Who wants toast
Orange Juice
Grrrrrainnnnnssss.
He became a vegetarian.
It can turn "No, no no!" into "mmph, mmmph, mmmph"
Everybody loves Putin!
Johnny Braavos
The Bannisters
Mice crispies.
Apple Jacks
Juan.
They both have a little Jesus in 'em...
The Harlem Shake
Neither of them can finish a play
They both grind on bones to make their bread.
A: By the time you're finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.