Why did a man throw his breakfast out the window?

He was a cereal defenestrator.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What should we call it when a man is beautiful?

Footseveral " No but I feel like you're on the right track

Why did the man get kicked out of the "Russian" bar?

Because he walked in.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea?

It gets wet.

What is the most prudent thing to do when someone is having an epileptic seizure in a hot tub?

Throw in your laundry.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What do you call a window that can rap?

Two Panes

Why was Windows afraid of 7?

Because 7 8 10.

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

How did the dog's owner know his pet was angry about having soap flakes for breakfast?

He foamed at the mouth.

What are two things dinosaurs can't have for dinner?

Breakfast and lunch. I'll show myself out now