Why did a man throw his breakfast out the window?

He was a cereal defenestrator.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What is the longest sentence that a man can make?

I do.

How on earth can you defend a man like Adam Johnson?

it's easy, he's all left foot - just constantly show him down the right side and don't let him cut in.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window?

A: He wanted to see time fly.

What happened when the lepers played poker?

One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.

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Why did microsoft go directly to windows 10?

Because windows 7 8 9

How did they break in?

Me: I have a fake garden rock w/a key inside. Police: They found it Me: They threw it through the window.

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What'd you have for breakfast?

Me: A bowl of Oreos. CW: Lol you mean Cherrios Me: No.

Why did a man throw his breakfast out the window?

He was a cereal defenestrator.