Why did a man throw his breakfast out the window?

He was a cereal defenestrator.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why didn't the man report his stolen credit card?

The thief was spending less then his wife.

Why did the man with acute bronchitis go on holiday?

Because he had a wee cough

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

How many extroverts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's throw a party while we're at it.

Why doesnt Nickelback play football?

Because even if they had 4 players they still couldnt throw a ball.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why is there no Windows 6 or Windows 9?

Windows 6 got scared because Windows 7 8 9

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out a window

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

Where do Irish people go for breakfast?

Drunkin Donuts

What did the brain dead guy have for breakfast?

Comatoast!