How did they break in?

Me: I have a fake garden rock w/a key inside. Police: They found it Me: They threw it through the window.

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What is a broken drum kit's favorite file format?

PDF puh-duh... ffffff

What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

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How do you find a vegan at your dinner party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Why is it called finding nemo?

been wondering for years

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What is the difference between Reddit and children's television?

Children don't throw tantrums when there's a rerun of some content.

What did Dahmer do when he finished his vegetables?

A: He threw away their wheelchairs!

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Why does my van have windows?

I want to make my victims feel like they have a chance.

Why did Windows skip to 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

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What did the Men's Right's Activist say when he left his piano out in the rain?

MUH SOGGY KEYS!

Why did the left alt key and the right alt key break up?

They needed some space.