How did they break in?

Me: I have a fake garden rock w/a key inside. Police: They found it Me: They threw it through the window.

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What do you do when your washing machine breaks down?

Give her a slap

Why did 8 break up with 7?

Because 7 always came first!!!

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What do you call it when a neurologist is found embezzling and he later runs away?

A Fraudian slip.

What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.

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What do you get when you throw a baby against a wall?

An erection

Why did the man throw his watch out the window?

He wanted to see time fly!

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Why did Microsoft skip windows 9?

Because 7 ate 9

How does Bill Gates enter his house?

A. He uses "windows".

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Why did everyone bring a quiche to Sean Connery's party?

It was leave your keys at the door.

How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?

A: Be too drunk to find your keys.