How did they break in?

Me: I have a fake garden rock w/a key inside. Police: They found it Me: They threw it through the window.

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Why did Kermit break up with Miss Piggy?

He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.

Why did the broken window not go to the doctor?

He had no more pane

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How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

How many Syrians does it take to launch a missle?

Two. One to launch it, and one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.

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What did Eric Clapton do after he wrote Tears in Heaven?

Threw his baby out the window.

What do you get when you cross the Italian mafia with the Russian mafia?

Thrown in a lake.

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What do you call a helicopter with no radar and no windows?

A Helenkelicopter.

Why couldn't the chicken fly through the window?

A: It was closed.

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What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.