How did they break in?

Me: I have a fake garden rock w/a key inside. Police: They found it Me: They threw it through the window.

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What's the term for when the pool breaks during water birth?

A midwife crisis.

What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?

Hard cheese.

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What's the difference between a pirate and a necrophiliac?

I'm not sure, but they both go out with shovels to find the booty.

Why is women's soccer so rare?

It's quite hard to find enough women willing to wear the same outfit.

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Why did the frat boy throw away his curtains?

He was trying to get some Natural Light.

How do you throw a party in Nigeria?

You stick a piece of bread to the ceiling

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why did Bill Gates get sick?

Because he left the Windows open.

Why did Eric Clapton make the switch from PC to Apple?

Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

What is the key to being a successful and lucrative locksmith?

There isn't one.

What's the the key to telling an ISIS joke?

The execution.