How did they break in?

Me: I have a fake garden rock w/a key inside. Police: They found it Me: They threw it through the window.

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What do you call someone who breaks a plate and then apologizes?

Dishrespectful...

What do you call a pothead that breaks up with his girlfriend?

Homeless

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How do you find a vegan at your dinner party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

What did the man do after being found guilty of sabotaging the moonmission?

He Apollo-gized.

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How do you throw a party in space?

You planet

How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

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Why does the house only have one window?

Cheeseburger (joke from my 3 year old neice this evening)

What do you call two guys above a window?

Kurt and Rod

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What key opens a banana?

A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey.

What's the key to finding love?

Rohypnol