How many servers does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, it's not my side work.

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How do you know when you have a high sperm count?

Your partner has to chew before swallowing...

Whats the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I dont know and I dont care.

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How did the math teacher solve her constipation problem?

She worked it out with a pencil.

How did the bird get his bluetooth to work?

He had to parrot.

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How many scientists it takes to change a lightbulb?

None *et al.*

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb?

To get to the other side!

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How many libertarians?

How many libertarians does it take to screw in a light-bulb? None. The market will take care of it.

How does an SJW screw in a light-bulb?

Zir holds it up to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around zirself.

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What did the server say when the customer requested something they didn't have?

404

When is it acceptable to not tip your server?

when your a system admin, and your server if tipped could destroy many websites.