Why did the Japanese American bring his server with him?

He thought they said internet camp

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

How do you say the word "peanuts" *without* the letter "t"?

Think about it.

How many calls do I get?

cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel

American Jokes More American Jokes

What happened!?

The American responds, "Ei ffel".

What room is it?

When you arrive at the international airport you are American. There is a room that changes your nationality. When you enter this room you are Russian, when you leave this room you are Finnish, and while inside European. What room is it?

Server Jokes More Server Jokes

When is it acceptable to not tip your server?

when your a system admin, and your server if tipped could destroy many websites.

Why does the food take so long at an Internet cafe?

Because the servers cannot be found

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What's that in the bag?

An AK-47." "No next to that." "A bag of cheetos." "You can't bring that into the movie."

Why can't the hydraulic press guy bring himself to crush a can of sprite?

Because it's soda pressing

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to repost the joke twice before she realizes that it isn't funny anymore

Whats the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?

Having to drop the bomb on them twice before they get it.