Why did the Japanese American bring his server with him?

He thought they said internet camp

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

How do I know you're not a cop -If I was a cop would I do this?

Starts breakdancing* Thats not as much proof as you think it is

What do you get when you slice ice cream?

Slice cream! ... I think I'll join the reposting group now...

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Why are there no American flags at the DNC?

Because the delegates were standing on them.

What are the loud, metal things that the Japanese hit?

American ships.

Server Jokes More Server Jokes

What do you call a server at a funeral?

A wake-tress

When is it acceptable to not tip your server?

when your a system admin, and your server if tipped could destroy many websites.

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How do you silence a group of women?

Bring out your camera.

Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

Whats the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?

Having to drop the bomb on them twice before they get it.

What's Beethoven's favorite favorite Japanese weapon?

Ka-ta-na-na!