What do you call a server at a funeral?

A wake-tress

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What did the server say when the customer requested something they didn't have?

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Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans ... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

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How do you know it was not U.S. that did the aerial bombing?

Because the funeral, wedding and hospital were not the targets.

Why were there so many Hawaiian lei's at the funeral?

the obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."