Why were there so many Hawaiian lei's at the funeral?

the obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."

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He winked at me, I should send him a dragon head." "No babe, this calls for a full dragon."

What did the buffalo say before sending his son off to college?

Bison.

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How do you greet people at a funeral?

Mourning, everybody!

How many Polish people does it take to be pallbearers at a funeral?

Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body

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What did the Hawaiian terrorists say when they blew up a restaurant?

ALOHA SNACKBAR

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ALOHA SNACKBAR

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What bounces and makes little children cry?

My donation check to Feed the Children!

Why were there so many Hawaiian lei's at the funeral?

the obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."