What did the ISIS fighter say when he went to bomb the Hawaiian cafe?

ALOHA SNACKBAR

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ALOHA SNACKBAR

What did the ISIS fighter say when he went to bomb the Hawaiian cafe?

ALOHA SNACKBAR

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What did the Hawaiian terrorists say when they blew up a restaurant?

ALOHA SNACKBAR

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Aloha Snackbar