Aloha Jokes

What do you call a terrorist on vacation?

Aloha ackbar

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What did the ISIS fighter say when he went to bomb the Hawaiian cafe?

ALOHA SNACKBAR

What did the Hawaiian terrorists say when they blew up a restaurant?

ALOHA SNACKBAR

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We barium.

How good are the showers at Auschwitz?

They're to die for.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What does it mean when you see a flag flying at half-mast outside of a mostly white high school?

They're hiring.

What did the pilot say when his plane wasn't flying?

Aw man, that's a drag."

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What would you like to Instagram?

how waiters should greet people

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Good Faraday to you, sir!

Hawaiian Jihadist Jokes More Hawaiian Jihadist Jokes

What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say before he died?

Aloha Ackbar!

What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say?

Aloha Akbar.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What is a Muslim who works at Starbucks called?

A Terrista

What does a Muslim with allergies say?

Al-achoo Akbar.

Resort Jokes More Resort Jokes

Whats the difference between white people and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop its own cultures without having to resort to stealing others.

What did the roach say after a series of disappointing hotel stays?

This is my last resort.

Hawaiian Jokes More Hawaiian Jokes

What did the Hawaiian terrorists say when they blew up a restaurant?

ALOHA SNACKBAR

What do you call tossing a Hawaiian's salad?

Pacific rim

Admiral Ackbar Jokes More Admiral Ackbar Jokes

Who is ISIL's favorite Star Wars character?

ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR!

Why can't Admiral Ackbar fly to Hawaii?

Aloha Ackbar" doesn't go over well at the airport