Aloha Jokes

What do you call a terrorist on vacation?

Aloha ackbar

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What did the ISIS fighter say when he went to bomb the Hawaiian cafe?

ALOHA SNACKBAR

What did the Hawaiian terrorists say when they blew up a restaurant?

ALOHA SNACKBAR

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How did the Mexican greet people in Hawaii?

Ahola.

How many tax advisors does it take to change a light bulb?

In the summer there is a tax deductible convention in Hawaii dealing exactly with this issue."

Jihadist Jokes More Jihadist Jokes

Why do jihadists drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the french press...

What do you call a Jihadist that loves turkey?

A Tryptophanatic.

Airport Jokes More Airport Jokes

Why did Russia close all of its airports?

The planes were stalin.

Why do arabs use Colgate before going to the airport?

because it provides cavity protection

Hawaiian Jihadist Jokes More Hawaiian Jihadist Jokes

What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say before he died?

Aloha Ackbar!

What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say?

Aloha Akbar.

Aloha Akbar Jokes More Aloha Akbar Jokes

What did the Muslim on a surfboard say?

Aloha Akbar!

How do you say hi to a Muslim in Hawaii?

Aloha Akbar.

Greet Jokes More Greet Jokes

What does an excited karate pupil say to his friend when greeting him?

HIYAH!

What is the farmers favorite way to greet someone?

Hay!"

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

How do you know if a flock of geese is from Canada?

They fly in an 'A' (eh)

Why do seagulls fly over the sea, not the bay?

If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels :D

Arrive Jokes More Arrive Jokes

What did the hipster astronaut say when his space mission arrived at the Sun?

Not cool.

What did the blind man say when he arrived at the fish market?

Hello, ladies."