Aloha Jokes

What do you call a terrorist on vacation?

Aloha ackbar

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What did the ISIS fighter say when he went to bomb the Hawaiian cafe?

ALOHA SNACKBAR

What did the Hawaiian terrorists say when they blew up a restaurant?

ALOHA SNACKBAR

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Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

What did terrorists used to call Fidel Castro?

Infidel Castro

Where did the terrorist go after the explosion?

Everywhere..

Airport Jokes More Airport Jokes

Why did Russia close all of its airports?

The planes were stalin.

Why is Edward Snowden still in Russia?

The airport is Snowden

Hawaii Jokes More Hawaii Jokes

What do you call it when two transgender people go on a couples cruise around Hawaii?

A trans pacific partner ship.

How do you say hi to a Muslim in Hawaii?

Aloha Akbar.

Admiral Ackbar Jokes More Admiral Ackbar Jokes

Why can't Admiral Ackbar fly to Hawaii?

Aloha Ackbar" doesn't go over well at the airport

What did Admiral Ackbar say when he saw someone unfolding a 10'x15' sheet of canvas?

IT'S A TARP!!!

Aloha Ackbar Jokes More Aloha Ackbar Jokes

Why can't Admiral Ackbar fly to Hawaii?

Aloha Ackbar" doesn't go over well at the airport

What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say before he died?

Aloha Ackbar!

Restaurant Jokes More Restaurant Jokes

What did the redditor do at the restaurant when he was done with his meal?

Tips waitress*

Why should you never take a swordfish out to dinner?

Because you'll get stuck with the bill, and if you don't have money to pay the restaurant will call the cods on you. Fin.

Aloha Snackbar Jokes More Aloha Snackbar Jokes

What did the hungry terrorist say when he went on a vacation to Hawaii?

ALOHA SNACKBAR***

What did the Hawaiian man say when he say the buffet?

Aloha Snackbar

Arrive Jokes More Arrive Jokes

Why is Gandalf so good in bed?

Because a wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.

Why are hurricanes named after women?

Because they arrive wet and wild then leave with your house and car