Aloha Jokes

What do you call a terrorist on vacation?

Aloha ackbar

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What did the ISIS fighter say when he went to bomb the Hawaiian cafe?

ALOHA SNACKBAR

What did the Hawaiian terrorists say when they blew up a restaurant?

ALOHA SNACKBAR

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Buffet Jokes More Buffet Jokes

What happened when the cannibal showed up to the buffet late?

They gave him the cold shoulder.

What do you call a nursing home with a buffet?

A Golden Corral.

Aloha Snackbar Jokes More Aloha Snackbar Jokes

What did the Hawaiian man say when he say the buffet?

Aloha Snackbar

What did the hungry terrorist say when he went on a vacation to Hawaii?

ALOHA SNACKBAR***

Arrive Jokes More Arrive Jokes

When does Sean Connery usually arrive at Wimbledon?

Tennish.

What did the dyslexic traveller say when he arrived at an unknown station?

Whoops, wrong sub.

Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

Where does an Irish family go on vacation?

A different bar.

What does a successful CS:GO bettor spend the money on?

Vacation.

Admiral Ackbar Jokes More Admiral Ackbar Jokes

Why can't Admiral Ackbar fly to Hawaii?

Aloha Ackbar" doesn't go over well at the airport

Who is ISIL's favorite Star Wars character?

ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR!

Aloha Ackbar Jokes More Aloha Ackbar Jokes

What do you call a terrorist on vacation?

Aloha ackbar

What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say before he died?

Aloha Ackbar!

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What's big grey and flies straight up ?

An elecopter !

How do rabbits fly?

In hareplanes.

Hawaii Jokes More Hawaii Jokes

What does Captain Falcon drink in Hawaii?

PUNCH!

What do cows wear when they're vacationing in Hawaii?

Moo moos