What does an excited karate pupil say to his friend when greeting him?

HIYAH!

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What did the poor composer say to his friend?

I am baroque, can you lend me some money?

Why can't there be some sort of mathematic formula for making friends?

A squadratic formula, if you will.

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How do you greet an overweight Micronesian when you're trying to sound cool?

Microsoft Word.

How do sheep greet each other at Christmas ?

A merry Christmas to ewe