What does an excited karate pupil say to his friend when greeting him?

HIYAH!

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When you realise your friend is an idiot" Stories!?

Hey guys, I just recently found out that my friend is an idiot. I was talking with him on Facebook and I was telling him about this game that was free online, and he says "I'm on my way to see my girlfriend". I'm sorry but WHAT? well I have a fish tank. Feel free to comment down below your stories about how you realised your friend is an idiot.

What did 'b' say to his friend 'e' after 'e' saved his life?

AY E! I O U edit: added Y

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How do you greet a slice of bread in Germany?

Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss.

How do genetically engineered car salesmen from Boston greet their customers?

Hey, gattaca? GATTACA?