What does an excited karate pupil say to his friend when greeting him?

HIYAH!

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What did the Loch Ness Monster say to his friend?

Long time no sea.

What's your best racist joke?

I was just looking for some good racially insensitive jokes for my friends. Gimme your worst, Reddit.

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How do skeletons greet each other?

Bon'nichiwa

How do genetically engineered car salesmen from Boston greet their customers?

Hey, gattaca? GATTACA?