How do sheep greet each other at Christmas ?

A merry Christmas to ewe

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What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?

MIKE: We'll have a boo Christmas without you.

What does Eckhart Tolle get for Christmas?

Presence

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How do Soviet prison mates greet each other?

Gulag to you too.

How do German bread greet each other?

Gluten tag!

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Why couldn't the spotty cat chase the sheep?

Because her Mum wouldn't leopard be a shepherd

What does a sheep in denial say?

Nahhhh

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What is the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

One says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!". The other says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!".

What's the difference... ...between Mick Jagger and an angry Scotsman?

One says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says "Hey, McLeod, get off of my ewe!"

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What does a Mexican cop say when he wishes you a Merry Christmas?

Police Navidad.

What's Quentin Tarantino's favorite Christmas Carol?

Django Bells. Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to you all!