How do sheep greet each other at Christmas ?

A merry Christmas to ewe

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What's the best part about being a meth addict?

3 sleeps 'til Christmas

What do you call Jamal's dad during Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Years?

Hide n' Seek World Champion 2010-2016

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How does a neckbeard greet a tree?

Good day, m'hogany'

What did the Catholic Mexican say to greet the Greek God of Thunder?

hey zeus!"

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Why do Scots wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What Do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a Sheep?

A WOOLY JUMPER :)

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What's the difference... ...between Mick Jagger and an angry Scotsman?

One says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says "Hey, McLeod, get off of my ewe!"

What's the difference between a Scotsman and a Rolling Stone?

A: A Rolling Stone says "hey you get off of my cloud!" while a Scotsman says "Hey McLeod get off of my ewe!"

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What does a Mexican cop say when he wishes you a Merry Christmas?

Police Navidad.

What's Quentin Tarantino's favorite Christmas Carol?

Django Bells. Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to you all!