How do sheep greet each other at Christmas ?

A merry Christmas to ewe

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What did the pervert get for Christmas?

A partial in a pear tree.

What is the difference between dragons and dinosaurs?

Dinosaurs aren't old enough to smoke. Told to me by my niece at christmas.

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How do skeletons greet each other?

Bon'nichiwa

How did Maxwell greet Ampere?

Good Faraday to you, sir!

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What do you call a sheep with no legs ?

A cloud.

What does a sheep say after walking into a disgusting, dirty bar?

Ew.

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What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scotsman?

Mick Jagger says, "Hey you, get offa' my cloud." A Scotsman says, "Hey McCloud, get offa' my ewe."

What is a ram's favorite song on February 14th?

I only have eyes for ewe, dear

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What did Santa say when he saw your mom, sister, and girlfriend all together in the same room?

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

What does a Mexican cop say when he wishes you a Merry Christmas?

Police Navidad.