What do you call an Irish man who won't leave your porch?

Paddy O' furniture

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Why did the hipster otter leave his hometown river?

It was too mainstream :)

How did the Mother Banana spoil the Baby Banana?

She left him out in the sun too long.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your front porch?

Matt. Others:

What do you call an Irishman who sits on the porch all year round?

Patty O'Furnature

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What's Irish and stays out all year?

Patty O'furniture.

Why did god invent whiskey?

x-post /r/drunkjokes) So the Irish would never rule the world

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What's white and Irish and sits in your backyard all year?

Paddy O'Furniture

What's Irish and sits outside?

Paddy O'furniture

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How many potatoes does it take to starve an Irish man?

None

What do you call an Irish man that bounces off of walls?

Rick O'Shea.