What do you call an Irish man who won't leave your porch?

Paddy O' furniture

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How much space is left in EU?

1 GB

What does Joe Biden say as he is leaving his house?

Biden

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What do you call an Irishman who sits on the porch all year round?

Patty O'Furnature

Who's Irish and sleeps on your porch?

Paddy O'Furniture!

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What are the 7 Irish drinking holidays?

Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday.

Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in the pot?

Because one more would be "two-fahrty"

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Who's Irish and sleeps on your porch?

Paddy O'Furniture!

What's Irish and sits out in the rain?

Paddy o' Furniture

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How many potatoes does it take to starve an Irish man?

None

What do you call a battered Irish Man?

Mashed Potatoes.