What do you call an Irish man who won't leave your porch?

Paddy O' furniture

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Why are you naked & why is Greg under your desk?

Me: Boss: Me: Shut the door when you leave

How on earth can you defend a man like Adam Johnson?

it's easy, he's all left foot - just constantly show him down the right side and don't let him cut in.

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What do you call a man on your porch?

Mat. I neglected to mention he has no arms or legs.

Who's there ! Answer ! Answer who ?

Answer all over your porch ! It's a mess out here !

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What kind of book does an Irish cultist read?

The Leprenomichaun.

What do you call an Irish basketball player with a sore back?

Hunch-black of Notre Dame

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What's Irish and sits on your lawn?

paddy o' furniture

What's Irish and stays out on your deck?

Paddy O'furniture

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What do you call an Irish man who won't leave your porch?

Paddy O' furniture

What do you call an Irish man that bounces off of walls?

Rick O'Shea.