What are the 7 Irish drinking holidays?

Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday.

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7 Jokes More 7 Jokes

Why was 6 happy to see 7?

Because 7 ate 9.

Why is the upcoming Windows OS called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9...

Sunday Jokes More Sunday Jokes

How are the Oakland Raiders like the mailman?

Neither one delivers on Sunday!

What does a Blond do every Sunday?

Swallow Jesus.

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Why should you know who is the bride at an Irish wedding?

Because that's the one you're *not* allowed to punch in the face.

What is the difference between Martin Luther King Day and St. Patrick's Day?

St. Patrick's day everybody wants to be Irish.

Saturday Jokes More Saturday Jokes

Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays?

They can wear casual clothes to work

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.