What are the 7 Irish drinking holidays?

Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday.

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What is ISIS's favorite smartphone?

Samsung Note 7 , according to them it's "the bomb" nowadays.

Why does 7 and 8 feel very uncomfortable?

Because they're stuck between a 69.

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Where did you learn to make ice cream?

Sunday school.

What does Uncle Vernon from Harry Potter not do on Reddit?

Post on Sundays.

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Why are there only 239 beans in Irish stew?

Because one more, and it'd be too farty.

Why did god invent whiskey?

x-post /r/drunkjokes) So the Irish would never rule the world

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What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?

They go on peck-nics !

Why did Elton John's trucking company only work weekends?

Because Saturday nights alright for freighting.