What do you call a secret agent running for the bus?

A Russian spy.

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What do you call a Russian on a golf course?

Vladimir Puttin'

Why should you never buy Russian jeans?

Chernobyl fallout

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What do you call it when someone gets hit by a bus on his way to pay off his student loans?

Crippling debt! It's funny because he can't walk anymore!

Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

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Why did the motorcycle suddenly stop running?

Because it was two tired.

How are Americans and poles similar?

Running into one could really ruin your day.

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What do you get when you cross an orthodontist and a secret agent?

It's confi-dental

What kind of insects to secret agents like?

as told by my 9 yr old) Spiders.

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What do you call a secret agent running for the bus?

A Russian spy.

Where do Russian Spy's live?

In a Snow Den. (This is a joke. Please refrain from yelling at me, that he is not a spy. Thank you and have a nice day.)