A Russian spy.
Because they are always RUSSIAN to places. thanks
They say he was snowed in.
A bus full of rednecks
Poke 'em on.
Run, Forest, run!
scream like a little girl, grab nonexistent testicles & run away awkwardly.
as told by my 9 yr old) Spiders.
In a Snow Den. (This is a joke. Please refrain from yelling at me, that he is not a spy. Thank you and have a nice day.)