What do you call a secret agent running for the bus?

A Russian spy.

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What did the russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time?

You're my brother in arms!"

What's a Russian leader's favorite food?

Vladimir Poutine.

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Why did the Afgahni get burnt lips?

Because he tried to blow up a bus.

Why did little Johnny lose his ice cream?

He got his by a bus. My little brother just told me this!

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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Antelopes

What department do you not want to end up at in a corporation run by cannibals?

Human Resources.

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What kind of insects to secret agents like?

as told by my 9 yr old) Spiders.

What do you get when you cross an orthodontist and a secret agent?

It's confi-dental

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Where do Russian Spy's live?

In a Snow Den. (This is a joke. Please refrain from yelling at me, that he is not a spy. Thank you and have a nice day.)

What do you call a secret agent running for the bus?

A Russian spy.