What did the russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time?

You're my brother in arms!"

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A mute. Sorry if repost.

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Any 4 numbers in a row."

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Count the stripes on his track pants.

What did the russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time?

You're my brother in arms!"