What did the russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time?

You're my brother in arms!"

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How did Hellen Keller break her arms when she fell down a well?

She was shouting for help.

What did people call Putin after he lost an arm?

Amputin

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How do Russians in the taiga make fun of each other online?

bullying

What do you call a Russian sovereign with dwarfism and a taste for both men and women?

A little bizar

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How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

What's musical and holds gallons and gallons of beer?

A barrel organ.

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

How many "can't"s can a white girl "can't" before she literally can't even?

my brother asked me this when i woke up and it has been bugging me all day.

Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray?

Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother :D

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Why should the Pope play NBA basketball?

Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)

What time does Sean Connery go to the US Open?

Tennish

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

When I was kid, and we'd go sledding on a cold snowy day, Ya know how often I had to rub my hands together to stay warm?

Intermittenly.

What's next, thought crimes?

CNN: If you stare at your hand for a long time it will look weird

Russian Soldier Jokes More Russian Soldier Jokes

How can you tell what rank a Russian soldier is?

Count the stripes on his track pants.

What did the russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time?

You're my brother in arms!"