When I was kid, and we'd go sledding on a cold snowy day, Ya know how often I had to rub my hands together to stay warm?

Intermittenly.

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How did Mary and Joseph know that Jesus weighed 4.2 kg?

Cause thay had a weigh in the mangor.

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He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...

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A! (hands raised up)

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You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)

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When I was kid, and we'd go sledding on a cold snowy day, Ya know how often I had to rub my hands together to stay warm?

Intermittenly.

Why do the lawyers for the reindeer say they have to pull Santa's sled?

Because they have a claus in their contract.