What is green sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together ?

Chimney Cricket !

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

How did the woman feel after her legs were amputated?

Defeeted

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs in a hot dog bun?

Frank

Rub Jokes More Rub Jokes

Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)

Why was the teacher arrested for writing in permanent marker?

He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...

Whistle Jokes More Whistle Jokes

Why do bees buzz ?

Because they can't whistle !

How do you blow a movie quote?

You just put your lips together and whistle