What is green sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together ?

Chimney Cricket !

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What do you call a ginger bread man wit one leg?

A. Limp biskit

What's the difference between KFC and China?

At KFC, you can only get breasts, legs, and thighs.

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What's the thing that is about 5-6 inches long, it goes into mouth and when you rub it back and forth it produces a white liquid?

A toothbrush.

What does a frog say when it washes car windows?

Rub it rub it rub it.

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Why can't humans hear a dog whistle?

Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)

Why do women need to wear jockstraps while skydiving?

To prevent them from whistling.