What is green sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together ?

Chimney Cricket !

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What's the difference between writing your will and owning an ant farm?

One's a legacy, the other a sea of legs.

What do you call a man in the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob.

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What does a frog say when it washes car windows?

Rub it rub it rub it.

What is a guy who rubs bear toes called?

Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!

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Why do women parachutists wear cups?

So they won't whistle on the way down.

Why do bees buzz ?

Because they can't whistle !