What is green sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together ?

Chimney Cricket !

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What's better than winning gold in the Paralympics?

Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on your doorstep?

Mat

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Why was the whiteboard angry with the Eraser?

The Eraser had rubbed the Whiteboard the wrong way.

When I was kid, and we'd go sledding on a cold snowy day, Ya know how often I had to rub my hands together to stay warm?

Intermittenly.

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Why do bees buzz ?

Because they can't whistle !

How do you blow a movie quote?

You just put your lips together and whistle