How do you blow a movie quote?

You just put your lips together and whistle

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What happened to the witch with an upside down nose?

Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.

What sound does Reddit make when it blows up?

Pao! Edit: Whoa, FP gold. Thank you!

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Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants?

So you can read her lips!

How do you know a presidential candidate is lying?

Their lips are moving.

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Why do women parachutists wear cups?

So they won't whistle on the way down.

Why do women need to wear jockstraps while skydiving?

To prevent them from whistling.