How do you blow a movie quote?

You just put your lips together and whistle

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What do you call a gust of wind that blows a black guy off of a boat?

The NBA draft

How did the mobster burn his lips on a tailpipe?

He tried to blow up a police car.

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How did the polish terrorist burn his lips?

Burned them on a cars tailpipe when he tried blowing it up.

Why can't you hear a dog whistle?

Because they have a hard time puckering their lips the right way.

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Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?

Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

What do you get when you cross a whistle with a blizzard?

Edward Snowed-in