What do you rate Megan Fox out of 10?

Friend: 9 Me: 9? I'll give her one..

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I am baroque, can you lend me some money?

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It got stuck in 9/11

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What do you rate Megan Fox out of 10?

Friend: 9 Me: 9? I'll give her one..

What kind of movies do pirates watch?

ARRRR Rated Movies!