What do you rate Megan Fox out of 10?

Friend: 9 Me: 9? I'll give her one..

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Why couldn't Billy the Jet go flying with his friends?

Because he was grounded.

How does a butcher introduce his wife to his friends?

Meet Patty"

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What do you call a party with 7 girls &amp 70 midgets?

10 books of Snow Whites

Why aren't jokes in base eight funny?

Because 7, 10, 11!

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How many times does 43 go into 9?

The priest won't tell you, but *he knows*.

What does a donkey say?

It says "Hey Shrek, whats up?" (I was 9 when i made this okay)

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What is the horror movie Quija rated?

Quija-13

What kind of movie do mathematicians most often watch?

rated movies