What do you rate Megan Fox out of 10?

Friend: 9 Me: 9? I'll give her one..

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Why did the fire fighter call off work to spend time with his friend?

Because...bros before hose!

Why did Ibuprofen miss his friends?

Because Paracetamol on fire.

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What did the bully say when he threw Michael J. Fox out of a 10 story window?

Marty Mc. FLyyyyyyyyy!

How does Rudy Giuliani count to 10?

He doesn't he skips 1-8 and says 9-11 ten times.

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Why was 10 afraid of 7?

Because 7 (eight) 9

What has 9 arms and 10 legs?

A Def Leppard.

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What's the highest rated hotel in the world?

Aushwitz, 6 million stars.

Who can watch an R rated movie but not a PG?

Batman