What's the difference between a stubbed toe and an Asgard hero?

Nothing they are both Thor.

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What's the difference between a sandwich and a baby?

Doesn't matter, they both taste the same.

What's the difference between Christianity and Judaism?

Christians pay for their sins

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Why do Norse gods never ice skate?

Because the ice always Thors.

What did the god of lightning say after working out for the first time?

I'm Thor