What's the difference between a stubbed toe and an Asgard hero?

Nothing they are both Thor.

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What's the difference between a hunter and a fisherman?

A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.

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A pigeon can make a deposit on a BMW

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Why did no one notice Thor's brother?

Because he was low-key

How did the Hulk feel after trying to lift Mjolnir?

He felt Thor.