What's the difference between a hunter and a fisherman?

A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.

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What's the difference between a reindeer and a caribou?

Caribou can't fly.

What's the difference a kidney bean and a chickpea?

I've never paid $200 to have a kidney bean in my mouth.

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Why do dogs turn around three times before lying down?

One good turn deserves another.

What is Pink and lies on the doormat?

Whitney Houston's Valentines Day Cards

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What do Italians do when they're waiting for somthing?

They pasta time.

How are bad dubstep and constipation similar?

Both leave you waiting for the drop.

Fisherman Jokes More Fisherman Jokes

Why did the fisherman head out during a storm?

For the halibut

Why was the fisherman wealthy and prosperous?

Because he was a master-baiter.

Hunter Jokes More Hunter Jokes

Why did the hunter scold his blonde wife after she shot a moose over quota?

Cause when he asked her why she shot it, she replied: "I asked it what it was before I shot. But that cow wasn't gonna fool me!"

What cheese do hunters use to goad a bear out from its cave in the winter?

Camenbert