What's the difference between a hunter and a fisherman?

A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between David Beckham and an airplane model kit?

A: One's a glueless kit and the other's a clueless git!

What's the difference between OJ Simpson and Stephen King?

OJ's truth is stranger than King's fiction.

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What does a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac do at night?

Lie in bed wondering "Is there really a dog?"

Why are women bad at parking?

Because they've been lied to all their lives about how long "8" inches is.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

Why are Slavs always squatting?

what else is there to do while you're waiting in line?

Why put off until tomorrow what you can do today?

Me: It'll be higher quality and less tense for everyone if we wait Boss: Today!

Fisherman Jokes More Fisherman Jokes

What did the fisherman say to the fisherwoman?

Your place or mine

What did the fisherman say to the card magician?

A: Pick a cod, any cod!

Hunter Jokes More Hunter Jokes

Why couldn't the hunter cook breakfast?

The game warden found out he poached his eggs!

Why would you name your human child Hunter?

Hunter is a profession. That's like naming your kid Dentist.