What's the difference between a hunter and a fisherman?

A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a tropical beach and a priest?

One gets sun on your skin and the other gets skin on your son.

What's the difference between a women's argument and a knife?

The knife has a point !

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What do you get when you mix a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog

What's yellow and lies in a pond?

Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in english. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How many US Congress members does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one. They just hold it still and wait for the world to revolve around them.

What do you call a squashed Italian?

A Nepalitano. Oh yeah - wait a sec - OK - for the low-info crowd here:

Fisherman Jokes More Fisherman Jokes

What did the fisherman do on his date?

Netfish and krill

What did the fisherman say to the sewage management person?

Would you pull that crap with a net?

Hunter Jokes More Hunter Jokes

Why would you name your human child Hunter?

Hunter is a profession. That's like naming your kid Dentist.

What cheese do hunters use to goad a bear out from its cave in the winter?

Camenbert