What's the difference between a hunter and a fisherman?

A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a man's balls and Jehovah's Witnesses?

There's none. They both knock on the door, but never goes in!

What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari?

I don't have 100 dead babies in my garage

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What happens to lawyers after they die?

They lie still.

What signal tells you that a politician is lying?

The lips are moving

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5?

Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad : I guess through its Beak

What do bees do if they want to use public transport ?

Wait at a buzz stop !

Fisherman Jokes More Fisherman Jokes

Why did the fisherman decide to go fishing?

For the halibut.

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

Hunter Jokes More Hunter Jokes

Why did the hunter scold his blonde wife after she shot a moose over quota?

Cause when he asked her why she shot it, she replied: "I asked it what it was before I shot. But that cow wasn't gonna fool me!"

Why do hunters close one eye when they aim?

Because they can't see if they close both.