What's the difference between a hunter and a fisherman?

A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a cloths hanger and a flight of stairs?

The cloths hanger only solves one problem.

What is the difference between a baby and a feminist?

The baby grows up and learns to stop crying.

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Why do programmers drink coffee so much?

So they aren't lying when they say they like Java.

Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs?

The rest are hunting peckers.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

Whenever I get to a restaurant and they say there is a wait I say "do you know who I am?

because while I wait I like to be introspective

How many narcissists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One narcissist. The narcissist holds the lightbulb in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.

Fisherman Jokes More Fisherman Jokes

Whats does a fisherman and a teen have in common?

They both fiddle with a rod

What did the fisherman say to the card magician?

A: Pick a cod, any cod!

Hunter Jokes More Hunter Jokes

Why do hunters close one eye when they aim?

Because they can't see if they close both.

What's the difference between a hunter and a stalker?

ANSWER: The hunter has to wait until it's in season!