Hunter Jokes

What do seal hunters and teens have in common?

They both love clubbin'

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Why did the hunter scold his blonde wife after she shot a moose over quota?

Cause when he asked her why she shot it, she replied: "I asked it what it was before I shot. But that cow wasn't gonna fool me!"

Why do hunters close one eye when they aim?

Because they can't see if they close both.

What cheese do hunters use to goad a bear out from its cave in the winter?

Camenbert

What's the difference between a hunter and a stalker?

ANSWER: The hunter has to wait until it's in season!

What's the difference between a hunter and a fisherman?

A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.

Why do hunters close one eye before shooting?

Because if they close the other, they can't see!

Why would you name your human child Hunter?

Hunter is a profession. That's like naming your kid Dentist.

Why couldn't the hunter cook breakfast?

The game warden found out he poached his eggs!

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Why was the bicycle lying on the side of the road?

It was two tired.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, lying in a ditch?

Phil

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

What is a Mexicans closing sales pitch?

Kay-so-deal-a?

Where'v you been all day?

At the beauty salon" "Were they closed! "

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What is Asia's favourite sitcom?

Everybody loves Ramen.

What did the ireshmen say to the beer ?

I love you.....

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why is Congress like a cold?

Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it and sometimes the no's (nose).

Why do girls rub their eyes when they wake up?

Cause they don't have balls to scratch

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

How do you keep water warn in the winter?

Have it wear an aqua-fur.

What do you call a 3 legged cow named Summer in the winter?

Summer...Her name's summer.

Fool Jokes More Fool Jokes

What's more dangerous than being with a fool ?

Fooling with a bee !

Why can't you trick an unemployed jester?

Because he's nobody's fool!

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What tool does a black lumberjack use?

An ask. (Explanation: Because most black people say ax for ask, it is swapped around.) Came up with it by myself, how did I do

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