They both love clubbin'
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Cause when he asked her why she shot it, she replied: "I asked it what it was before I shot. But that cow wasn't gonna fool me!"
Because they can't see if they close both.
Camenbert
ANSWER: The hunter has to wait until it's in season!
A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.
Because if they close the other, they can't see!
Hunter is a profession. That's like naming your kid Dentist.
The game warden found out he poached his eggs!
A: Answering the stapler.
Shello
The episode.
Just one the moulting season !
I like to reply "I haven't decided yet."
He replies "Ask my wife. She'll tell you how you do it.
Lettuce prey"
WHERE IS MY BABY ! Wait, do I have one of those DO I HAVE A BABY !
Just wait, they'll tell you.
You should stop by later. The missus and I are having people for dinner.
It would just take a few bytes then run.
I'm not Willie Nelson."
Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part
A polar bear.
Welp, seal ate her.