Why do hunters close one eye when they aim?

Because they can't see if they close both.

Previous Random Joke Next

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

Why did Cyclops close his school?

He only had one pupil.

How does a muslim close a door?

Islams it.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What do you mean you can't sleep?

It's so easy I could do it with my eyes close! Me: *walks away*

Why shouldn't you tell secrets on the farm?

The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.

Aim Jokes More Aim Jokes

What's the difference between a chestnut and a walnut?

Your aim.

Where have you learned aiming?

Response: In programming course.

Hunter Jokes More Hunter Jokes

What cheese do hunters use to goad a bear out from its cave in the winter?

Camenbert

What's the difference between a hunter and a fisherman?

A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.