Because they can't see if they close both.
To keep here legs closed.
He didn't want to see the salad dressing.
Antteneye !
Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.
Because they're playing on console.
A bullet. I apologize if that joke was aimed for a younger audience. I love Sandy Hook jokes, they never get old. Just like those children.
Camenbert
Hunter is a profession. That's like naming your kid Dentist.