Why do hunters close one eye when they aim?

Because they can't see if they close both.

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Close Jokes More Close Jokes

What do you call it when all the Chinese places in town start to close?

Wonton endangerment.

Why do college students already get up at 7?

Because the supermarket closes at 7:30

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

What do you call a pig with three eyes?

Piiig

Aim Jokes More Aim Jokes

What's the difference between a chestnut and a walnut?

Your aim.

Why is Shakespeare bad at hunting?

because he can't aim steadily

Hunter Jokes More Hunter Jokes

What's the difference between a hunter and a fisherman?

A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.

Why couldn't the hunter cook breakfast?

The game warden found out he poached his eggs!