What do you call a person with short-term memory loss?

I forget...

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Why do the ladies love Jesus?

This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!

Where does a person with one leg work?

IHOP

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Knock! Knock! Who's there! Beets! Beets who?

Beets me but I just forgot the joke!

What do you call it when an eclipse occurs?

When God forgets to pay the electricity bill.