How can you tell if a person works in HR or IT?

Ask them to pronounce the following: **HIRES**

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What's the worst thing to say to a person with depression?

Don't be depressed

What is the definition of diplomacy?

The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.

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What's the difference beetwen public official and private employee?

Private employee starts work checking email. Public official starts works making a coffee.

Why do bakers work so hard?

Because they knead the dough.

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What did Cinderella say when she sat on Pinocchio's face?

Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie...

However, a man goes home and tells his wife about it. How is this possible?

He wasn't single.

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When I was 3 years old I looked at my nutsack and asked my Mom "Are these my brains?

Not yet," she replied

How many times can you celebrate a 29th birthday before people catch on?

asking for a friend

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What do you call cantaloupe flavored gum?

A: A Ty-lemma (pronounced like dilemma)

What is your reason for divorce?

She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'

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What's the difference between a washing machine and a virgin?

A washing machine doesn't follow the guy around for 2 weeks after he drops a load in it.

What do your mother and a marathon have in common?

They are both doable as long as you don't mind following a bunch of black guys.

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How can you tell if a person works in HR or IT?

Ask them to pronounce the following: **HIRES**

What did the chemist say when hr found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe