How can you tell if a person works in HR or IT?

Ask them to pronounce the following: **HIRES**

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What do you call a person who had to be amputated after being attacked by an animal?

Claude

How many things do you need to change a lightbulb?

3, a person, a ladder, and another lightbulb

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Why are asprins white?

Because they work.

Why do credit cards not work in France?

They don't understand the concept of charging.

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What does Brock say?

Ash told me you were in here and I should take a pikachu. I'm sorry...

How can you tell if a duck has soul?

If it's bill withers!

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What did the Canadian eel say when the bartender asked him if he'd had enough?

No, I think I'd like some more-ay.

What's the difference between sarcasm and a serious statement?

What're you asking me for I have Asperger's.

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How do you pronounce "nihilism?

It doesn't matter

What do you call cantaloupe flavored gum?

A: A Ty-lemma (pronounced like dilemma)

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What religion do mosquitoes follow?

Muslim, because they go to a mosque...ito. Sorry.

What do planets do to follow each other on SpaceTube?

Sunscribe.

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What do you call someone who can't do anything?

HR

What did the chemist say when hr found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe