How can you tell if a person works in HR or IT?

Ask them to pronounce the following: **HIRES**

Previous Random Joke Next
Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What's the difference between a pot head and a person who physically abuses children?

One is good at rolling blunts, the other is good at bowling runts.

How do Iranians speak on the telephone?

Persian-to-Persian (person-to-person).

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you do with an infected chemist?

You try to Curium. If that doesn't work and he dies, then Barium

What's the difference between a rhinoceros and a mattababy?

Works every time What's a mattababy Nothing what's a matta with you

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you know if a guy has an asian wife?

He'll tell you.

How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow-worm?

He has a flashing light.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What do you ask a Jamaican who's baking a cake?

Hey, are you Jamaican a cake?

How did the prof get the latin college girl pregnant?

He asked her to do an essay. Also, I'm latin

Pronounce Jokes More Pronounce Jokes

How do Jamaicans pronounce bacon?

The same way British people pronounce beer can.

How can you tell if a person works in HR or IT?

Ask them to pronounce the following: **HIRES**

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

Whats the difference between a washing machine and a woman?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

What's the difference between an 18yo and a washing machine?

You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you round for two weeks telling you it loves you

Hr Jokes More Hr Jokes

What do you call someone who can't do anything?

HR

What did the chemist say when hr found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe