Why are farmers so wealthy?

Because their stalks are always growing.

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

Why did they not allow farmers in Greece?

They got tired of all the minotaurs.

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What type of trees do chickens grow on?

Poul-trees

What did the baby skunk want to be when he grew up?

A big stinker!

Stalk Jokes More Stalk Jokes

Why can't you tell a joke in a cornfield?

Because the stalks are all ears.

Why did Jack cross the road?

Because he was bean stalked.....