Why are farmers so wealthy?

Because their stalks are always growing.

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?

Someone told him he should get an apple Mac

What did the scarecrow say when the farmer asked him in for dinner?

No thanks, I'm stuffed."

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

Why did the entrepreneur decide to go into the landfill business?

He heard it was a growing field.

What does a triangular acorn say when it grows up?

Geometry.

Stalk Jokes More Stalk Jokes

Why can't you tell a joke in a cornfield?

Because the stalks are all ears.

Why was Jack scared?

Because Jack was bean stalked