Why are farmers so wealthy?

Because their stalks are always growing.

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What do you call a farmer who's excellent at what he does?

Outstanding in his field

Why do farmers put bells on cows?

Their horns don't work.

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What do little pigs want to be when they grow up?

Garbage collectors.

Why is the bat-boy the luckiest guy on the baseball team?

Because when he grows up he will be Batman.

Stalk Jokes More Stalk Jokes

Why did the plant cross the road?

Cus it was being stalked!

What do you call 1 black guy being stalked by 200 white guys?

PGA Tour.