What did the baby skunk want to be when he grew up?

A big stinker!

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Why did the guy cut a hole in his carpet?

He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up ...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.

What do condoms and taxes have in common?

Republicans are against them and democrats want more for schools.

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What do you call a field used to grow bows and arrows?

An archerd.

What do you call weed grown in a ceramic container?

Pothead plants.