What do condoms and taxes have in common?

Republicans are against them and democrats want more for schools.

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Why do Apes like tall buildings?

They want to climb the heights of the business world!

Why didn't the cow want to go skydiving?

the steaks were too high.

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Why are condoms like cameras?

they both capture the moment.

Why did the blonde guy put ice in his condom?

A: To keep the swelling down.

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Who did E.coli call after it lost a fight in school?

Broccoli

What's the longest piece of furniture in the school?

The multiplication table.

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What's the longest, hardest thing in a Republican's life?

Middle school.

Why were Democrats in the lead early on?

Republicans weren't off of work yet.

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Why are Democrats stupid enough to believe in climate change?

Because they were vaccinated as children.

Why were Democrats in the lead early on?

Republicans weren't off of work yet.

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Why is it so expensive to live in Ireland?

Cause they keep *Dublin* the taxes.

When my girlfriend asks "mom, what are you doing!?

I reply "Taxes."