What do condoms and taxes have in common?

Republicans are against them and democrats want more for schools.

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Why do the versions of Windows jump from 8 to 10?

Because no one wanted Windows Nein!

Why don't you want your nose to be 12 inches long?

because then it would be a foot!

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What type of condom does Spock use?

Vulcanized rubber!

Why did the man wear a frog for a condom?

So he was ribbit for her pleasure.

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Why was Jon walking backwards on the first day of school?

A: Everyone kept saying it was back to school time.

What is a ghost's favorite part of school?

Spirit week.

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Why do Republicans hate lotion?

Because the directions say to apply it liberally.

What do you call a republican fashion director?

Clothed minded

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Why were Democrats in the lead early on?

Republicans weren't off of work yet.

How many Democrats does it take to destroy a light bulb?

A: None. They only know how to destroy the taxpayers.

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How many republicans does it take to raise your taxes?

A: None. The democrats do that.

What do condoms and taxes have in common?

Republicans are against them and democrats want more for schools.