What do condoms and taxes have in common?

Republicans are against them and democrats want more for schools.

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Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons ?

Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train !

Why was Princess Peach worried when Mario wanted to use her laptop?

She forgot to delete her Bowser history

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What do condoms prevent?

Minivans.

What do you call a condom full of money?

Johnny Cash.

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What did the buffalo say before his son left for school?

Bison

How far do burgers go in school?

Through cowlege (then they get their 450 degrees!).

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Who says Republicans aren't into recycling?

Mitt Romney's thinking of running for President, again.

What's the longest, hardest thing in a Republican's life?

Middle school.

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Why are Democrats stupid enough to believe in climate change?

Because they were vaccinated as children.

How many republicans does it take to raise your taxes?

A: None. The democrats do that.

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How many republicans does it take to raise your taxes?

A: None. The democrats do that.

Why do we have to sit at red lights if nobody's coming the other way?

We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right