What do condoms and taxes have in common?

Republicans are against them and democrats want more for schools.

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Why do you want to be a psychiatrist?

pictures clients acting like chickens after I click my fingers* I want to help people

Why do they ask you if you want paper or plastic at the supermarket?

Because baggers can't be choosers.

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Why don't catholics wear condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

Why do they make condoms with ribs?

So you can get traction in the mud.

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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school.

Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!

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Why does America have so many boasting Republicans?

Because it needs some bragging rights.

What do Congressional Republicans and ISIS in Afghanistan have in common?

Their first act since arriving was to go after the elderly.

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How many republicans does it take to raise your taxes?

A: None. The democrats do that.

How many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb?

It only takes one, but we weren't able to get the work done in 1 term because we inherited a really bad situation from the prior administration.

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What are you doing, dad?

Filing taxes... LOLJK... I'm googling "non-extraditable countries". Pack your bags, kid! We're going to Libya!"

What do condoms and taxes have in common?

Republicans are against them and democrats want more for schools.