What did the Headless Horseman ask his colleague at Bad Guys Inc.?

What do I have to do to get ahead around here?

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What did the impatient waiter ask the gluttonous aardvark?

Is that your final ant sir!

How do you make an ugly kid?

Go ask your mother Courtesy of a hot dog vendor in Atlanta

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What did the lumberjack say when his colleague went home sick?

Hope you fell better tomorrow.

What did the lead researcher say when all of her colleagues were complaining about the experiment?

I don't care et al."

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Why was the Headless Horseman depressed?

He could never seem to get ahead in life.

Why couldn't the headless horseman win the race?

He couldn't get a head.