What did the Headless Horseman ask his colleague at Bad Guys Inc.?

What do I have to do to get ahead around here?

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A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...

'Can I join you?'

How does one robber ask another how they're doing?

How are you holding up?"

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What does a Mexican carpet fitter say to motivate his colleagues?

Underlay! Underlay!

What did the lumberjack say when his colleague went home sick?

Hope you fell better tomorrow.

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Why was the Headless Horseman depressed?

He could never seem to get ahead in life.

Why couldn't the headless horseman win the race?

He couldn't get a head.