How is a woman like KFC?

After you're done with the breasts and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box.

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Why did the jellyfish's wife leave him?

He stung her into action.

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What do women and KFC have in common?

One you are finished with the breast and the thighs, you still have a greasy box to put your bone

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Why is a woman like a KFC?

After your done with the thighs and breasts all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.

Why do Men find it hard to make eye contact?

Breasts don't have eyes.

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What's the difference between an Art major and a guy who mops bathrooms at KFC?

One has a job.

What do a chick and KFC have in common?

Once you're done enjoying the legs, thighs and breasts your left with a greasy box to stick your bone in.

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What does a woman and KFC have in common?

By the time youre finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

What's the difference between KFC and China?

At KFC, you can only get breasts, legs, and thighs.

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What does a woman and KFC have in common?

By the time youre finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

What do a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?

A: By the time you're finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.