Wife: I'd take half and leave. Husband: Well here's $6 and you can start packing anytime now.
You get laid the same amount of times but the dishes start to pile up. Hey now!
His wife.
Khaki
Well... If it's any constellation..."
She fell out of the tree! I may not be a girl, but I'm blonde and find blonde jokes hilarious. xD
Dont leave me hangin' bro
the Sixth German Panzer Division
One two three' cat, because 'Un deux trois' cat sank.
A boiled potato and a six-pack of Guinness Stout.
The pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts...
45 minutes.
Two policemen call the station on the radio. "Hello. Is that you Sarge?" "Yes?" "We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean." "Have you arrested the woman?" "No sir. The floor is still wet.
So he can pretend she's decomposing.
DJ Beazza Yes it's a stupid pun, but that's a good 50% of my humor, the other half being sarcasm.
To win dough.
They heard it was a Superfund site.
