Why did the cosmonaut forget to pack extra underwear?

Because he was Russian.

Previous Random Joke Next

Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

Why is everyone in the Soviet Union always in a hurry?

Why is everyone in the Soviet Union is always in a hurry? They're all Russian.

Why was WWI so short?

Because they were Russian... Why was WWII so long? They were Stalin...

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

What do you call a pack of sorority girls who aren't in law school?

Deez hoes ain't lawyers.

What is the difference between a pack of pygmies and a girls track team?

The pack of pygmies is a bunch of cunning runts.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What happened when Jesus forgot to look both ways?

He died on the cross!

Why do blondes always die before help arrives?

A: They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".

Cosmonaut Jokes More Cosmonaut Jokes

Why did the cosmonaut forget to pack extra underwear?

Because he was Russian.

What do you call a baby Cosmonaut?

Yuri Googoogagarin. I'll see myself out...