Why did the cosmonaut forget to pack extra underwear?

Because he was Russian.

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What did russian judge say to the jury?

I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort.

What does the bride of a Russian man get on her wedding night that's long and hard?

A new last name.

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What are you doing, dad?

Filing taxes... LOLJK... I'm googling "non-extraditable countries". Pack your bags, kid! We're going to Libya!"

Why is it easy for light bulbs to travel?

Because they pack light.

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What is a long room with many doors called?

I'm not sure, I hallways forget

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He got hurt from harmful rays

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What do you call a baby Cosmonaut?

Yuri Googoogagarin. I'll see myself out...

Why did the cosmonaut forget to pack extra underwear?

Because he was Russian.