Why did the cosmonaut forget to pack extra underwear?

Because he was Russian.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

Why do Russians celebrate Christmas on the 7th of January?

Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.

What did the bartender day to the man who was drinking his vodka to fast?

Stop "Russian"

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill ?

Pack your trunk and clear out !"

How do you disappoint a pack of redditors?

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Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What did one alcoholic say to the other alcoholic?

I forget

How to have an unforgettable date?

1. Have a date. 2. Try not to forget it.

Cosmonaut Jokes More Cosmonaut Jokes

Why did the cosmonaut forget to pack extra underwear?

Because he was Russian.

What do you call a baby Cosmonaut?

Yuri Googoogagarin. I'll see myself out...