Why did the cosmonaut forget to pack extra underwear?

Because he was Russian.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What do you call a Russian ninja?

Shneakoff ( I apologise, this is my first ever post so I'm using that as my excuse)

How do Russian sprinters train?

They put a bottle of vodka 100 meters away from them.

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

Why is it always a good idea to pack asparagus when you go camping?

In case your other agus breaks.

How do you disappoint a pack of redditors?

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Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What did one alcoholic say to the other alcoholic?

I forget

What did the man say after he forgot to pull out?

I regret nutting!!!

Cosmonaut Jokes More Cosmonaut Jokes

Why did the cosmonaut forget to pack extra underwear?

Because he was Russian.

What do you call a baby Cosmonaut?

Yuri Googoogagarin. I'll see myself out...