Because he was Russian.
Why is everyone in the Soviet Union is always in a hurry? They're all Russian.
Because they were Russian... Why was WWII so long? They were Stalin...
Deez hoes ain't lawyers.
The pack of pygmies is a bunch of cunning runts.
He died on the cross!
A: They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".
Yuri Googoogagarin. I'll see myself out...