How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse ?

Try picking them up !

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between toilet paper and the shower curtain?

So you're the one.... (only if you answered "i don't know")

What's the difference between toilet paper and shower curtains?

If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne?

It is when the blind try to read your face

What do you call 4 Mexicans trying to cross a river?

Quatro-cinco

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you get Americans to join a World War?

Tell them it's nearly finished.

What does an unfunny person tell a salad?

Teach me senpai!

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road?

Look out for the mice!

Why do ducks have flat feet?

So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

How do you pick up women in Waco, Texas?

With a DustBuster.

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't care. You pick

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

What's the difference between a monster and a mouse?

A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.

How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse ?

Try picking them up !