How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse ?

Try picking them up !

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What is the difference between falling from the 1st floor and from the 10th floor?

1st floor : Splat, aaaaaahhh 10th floor: aaaaahhhh, Splat

What's the difference between a High School girls track team and a tribe of pigmy?

Pigmies are a cunning bunch of runts.

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What's the difference between Jared Fogle's divorce and other divorces?

Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them.

What happened to Jesus when he tried to play defense on a professional Basketball player?

He got crossed.

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How do you spot the vegan at a party?

They'll tell you.

What did the farmer tell the hoe?

Let's get dirty.

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What happened when the joker dropped an elephant carrying a ten ton weight on Batman and Robin?

They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.

What do you get when you breed an elephant with a rhino?

A visit from the university board of ethics.

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How can you tell if a black woman is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out the cotton is already picked.

Which hand would you use to pick up a dangerous snake ?

Someone else's !

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What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk ?

Dirty looks from the mouse !

What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?

Hard cheese.